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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    Dont fucking tease us like that

  • Ilixtze@lemmy.ml
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    The Canadian government can even say It’s an operation to take care of pedophiles.

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      And it would be true.

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    Where do I send my $1.05?

    Also, fuck you and your political Shitpost

    • MisterFrog@lemmy.world
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      To me this attitude is the equivalent of telling a comedian to “stick to comedy” when they make jokes about politics, or how “woke” sci-fi is when they make commentary on society.

      These things are intertwined, to a large degree.

  • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
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    Will you take a check?

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      Cheque.

      • glitch1985@lemmy.world
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        Oui oui.

      • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
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        I didn’t pay extra for the French cheques. Just regular American checks are good enough for me.

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    i’d kick into the gofundme

  • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
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    Given recent precedent, targeting world leaders to effect regime change seems to be fair game. If someone were to, say, take out the president, vp, and all the cabinet members… Well, there’s not much we could say about it except thank you.

    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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      Trump’s in the hospital, they might need to hurry if they want that honor.

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      deleted by creator

  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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    Can we start a GoFund me?

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    How would you feel if Canada

    🥂

    Okay, what about Mexico

    🤬

  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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    Big autistic reporter Michael Falk energy.

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      Am I going to hell for laughing at this?

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        “Can you stack your family?”

        If you’re going, I’m coming with you. —An autistic person


        Edit: One of the comments pointed out that he’s counting the ceiling tiles while they strap the prisoner up with a mic. It’s so perfect.

  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    Then when their terrorist bombing plane gets shot down, they want the world to weep for the invaders who got shot down blowing up another country

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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      The American way.

  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    Please

  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
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    Well actually

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    If only neolib capitalist states cared about actually liberating people and not just invading, bombing, and regime changing sovereign nations for money and oil

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    Mara Largo? The home of the bone apple tit.

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    Skip DC and just deliver the just desserts where they are needed most.

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      I think America needs a taste of its own medicine. They need the war to come to their soil for once, so they can stop playing war in everyone else’s home. I can’t wait for cheap drones and military strikes to start happening inside the us mainland. They will act indignant, like victims, like “how could they bomb our homes??” Thats what you terrorists do to everyone else, it’s your turn to be afraid

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        So… you are aware that Congress but ZERO to do with this war.

        This is not America’s war.

        It is the war of a petty would-tyrant.

        That’s plain and simple.

        Wishing harm on people who had nothing to do with it makes as much sense as wishing harm on yourself.

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