As funny as it sounds I don’t know enough about giraffe penises to know how accurate that statement is.

Harvest season for pears is like september october. Remember they’re high in aspirin-like compounds!

They call this move the handjob dance.

Its a shit meme, I’ll allow it

Or by just dropping the unredacted files on a usb key into the right mailbox.

The aliens took him to epstein’s island.

Professional wankers switch hands every five minutes. It helps to rest each arm each session.

If you’ve ever watched the british baking show you’d know brits fucking hate peanut butter.

Historically, a lot of americans are just brits which leads me to believe peanut butter is an aquired, cultural taste so a lot of the marketing was probably necessary.

Just like the musk/trump split was visible miles away, any figure running for president after trump will inevetably be shit on by trump and his media aparatus because of his narcissitic insecurities.

The best thing that could happen for republicans right now is trump dying because its only going to get more costly to not lick those dress shoes.

Or it would be a submarine in an extraterrestrial ocean. The craziest part is if you rephrase it to “there are more airplanes in the seas of earth than submarines in the universe” it seems likely that at least one interpretation of this statement is probably fully wrong.

This would change if we made the moonbase on Europa that I’ve been advocating for.

This is absolutely not true, your butthole can also taste menthol.

“Within islam” is doing a lot if work here that should be elaborated upon.

That is just how the olympics and pro sports works.

95% training 5% finding the mutants. The 5% is basically the only way to break records these days when people aren’t trying to engineer victory.

This is why we should have events targetted at everyday tasks: “endurance sitting” “quickest 1000 stair steps carrying a heavy box” etc

Suit circumference I think means “of the entire suit”. Its a weird way to say it but in the context they’re using it, it makes sense.

This is missing the 🌏

With one ball? Centered? No, this is a TP tower.

“They made a lot of strange decisions before they shut down”

Was this a test on “contextual awareness” or on numbers?