No holodecks, or more accurately, the ship’s computer, are fantasy AI. Chatbots will never be so cool.

What can we realistically do against Nestlé? They own like a third of all retail brands. Most people don’t have the time or patience to keep up with all that.

Those Nokias aren’t dead, they were just abandoned by the infrastructure. Pop in a new battery and you’ll be playing snake in no time.

It’s easier for them if you incriminate yourself.

To be honest, I think the Amish might be on to something. If we could create a sect that stopped at '90s tech, I’d be tempted to convert.

‘Modern’ always seems to boil down to ‘drain all the color’.

That is absolutely bait. Nothing good can come from getting anywhere near it.

which while true

Actually, from what I’ve heard from amputees, that’s not true at all.

Mahogany?

Too unlikable to hang on the island isn’t the same as never assaulted children.

she’s an immortal goddess

Something she didn’t know at the time. Also, rather a lot of her training was in how to wage war.

Populated by a soldier, in a war zone. This wasn’t a puppy and kitten caretaker nunnery on cute orphans visiting day.

Or maybe you could just stay out of stuff that’s none of your damn business.

Right, so the proper order of operations here is to get rid of the corrupt billionaires, so that we can clean up the corrupt government.

She got $20,000 if I’m not mistaken. In '80s money.

Also it was originally meant to kill her husband. They changed it for the show.

That’s not what you did. If that’s what you were trying you may want to give it another pass.

You’re not exactly putting the KenTacoHut in good company there.

That flag doesn’t exist anymore.

Life, uh… finds a way.

based on the measurements of some royalty

Your royalty, specifically.