Decoy321

Back in our day, the Internet yelled at you when connecting to it. I think that conditioning helped us brace for what’s to come, and we should bring that feature back.

Life goals: get yourself someone who looks at you the way Arnie looks at Wilt

Just fold the whole pizza into a calzone. Problem solved.

I left it up just to spite you. Also, you’re clearly not a fan of being here. Allow me to show you the door.

Fun fact: you can report posts and us mods will see them.

Or you can whine about it instead. How’s that working out for you?

It’s the same guy!