It is very, very real. I screenshoted it from the official White House X account a few moments before posting.

No one else is likely to understand that reference, but I do for some reason. But I don’t understand how OPM has anything to do with James Hetfield.

Heaven would be a DJ, playing dub all night long…

Edit: Nevermind I am a dumbass. I get it. Lol

Grandpa Joe sucks but what @EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone said is accurate. I am disabled since the age of 8. I can do things with different bursts of excitement and energy but I will 100% pay for it later.

Like, I work a full time job in the federal government with several severe neurological disabilities, but I lay around on the weekends to recover from the preceding week.

lol, i’m not a liberal.

The only thing I can say is that I didn’t think through what I was doing. That’s not an excuse though.

As soon as I came back here and say your comment something in my head snapped and what you were saying made complete sense. I immediately erased it and will make every attempt to think through posts that may be problematic in the future before I post them.

Totally my fault.

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I also remember Jenny’s number, (867-5309) but I am unsure of the area code.

I also recall Mike Jones’ phone number from 2005, (281-330-8004) which is apparently still his number.

I’m not sure but psilocybin was involved.

Might I suggest a Red Bull?

I don’t actually mind that. I kinda like that. (secretly)

Facebook is where I found it lol

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Directly onto the chicken patties.

This is not AI. This is a magazine cover from 1980.

You just have the wrong model.

American police do.

I dare you. I double dare you MF.