Lemmy is better than Reddit.

For now.

They cornered Luigi into a plea deal because they know no jury will convict him.

We’ll see what happens with the state charges.

This better not awaken anything in me.

It’s fine. It’s a bit quirky but mostly functional.

If people want to respond to me, they can do it in public.

I put my finger up to my eye to try to imagine what this would be like.

No, thank you.

I have no idea I’ve never once looked at them. I never looked at them on Reddit either. I only know that number is DMs because someone recently commented I should read them.

Also, I’m just a poor man from a poor family, and have nothing to give but my upvotes.

So, what’s usually in them?

The people who went all-in a few years ago on shaming others for not returning their carts to the cart corral will have a problem with this.

In most restaurants, right next to the candy machines. Theaters, bowling alleys, bus stops, gas stations, hardware stores, most stores actually, usually near the entrance, sometimes outside the front door.

Fucking everywhere.

I’m not nostalgic for them, I’ve never smoked, and I was happy when the bans started. My god, we used to put up with that in theaters and restaurants, hard to believe.

I remember back around 1984, I was flying on stand-by, which meant I could only get a seat if there was one free just before takeoff. There was one seat available, and it was in the smoking section. I had already spent the previous night in the airport and I was anxious to get home, so I took it. Fortunately, I was exhausted and fell asleep soon after takeoff and slept the entire trip. It took a full day to get that crap out of my lungs, I could smell it the entire time, it was disgusting.

This is a dangerous realization for some.

The fully attached neck being the empty glass, and a half-attached neck still getting the job done?

I feel like lifting the detached head out of the basket by the hair and watching the life drain out of their eyes is the selling point, though.

Blade isn’t long enough. I wouldn’t even cut half way through the neck.

Retired people:

The bottom teeth showing isn’t a strong indicator, some people do that even with a real smile, but the eyes are a giveaway.

Inside. Somewhere below the surface. Scratching it does nothing.

Pizza is just an open-face sandwich. Like a chili melt. Same thing.

You can just look at him and not answer.

You need to give them license, registration, and proof of insurance, and otherwise comply, but you don’t need to talk to them.

And, it just occurred to me, as an old man, if I could somehow cry it might just make the cop uncomfortable enough to let me go. LOL.

A couple of years ago I woke up from a rare afternoon nap. But I thought it was morning, because the sun outside was setting so the light was dim, which I took for the sun rising, which is usually when I get up. The time was about 6:30, which was the right time for me to wake up. So I got my morning coffee, and sat down in front of the computer for a bit of browsing. It was a typical morning, until I noticed it was getting darker outside, instead of lighter. I peeked out the bedroom window to the southern sky to see if it was overcast. Nope.

Anyway, it took me about twenty minutes to realize it wasn’t morning and to remember that I had laid down for a nap.

As long as you feed them high-quality food, they don’t care. And, I think I know why.

You know how Einstein famously had a closet full of the exact same suit? I’ve been doing that with food for over four years now, I just don’t want to think about it. I also adopted the mantra, “food is not entertainment, food is not reward”. It’s a pretty good diet, no processed food, lots of vegetables, some fruit, organic chicken, olive oil, no sugar, etc.

Anyway, I don’t think about food anymore, I don’t long for something different. I think dogs are probably the same way. They need something to eat, and as long as it’s high enough quality, and meets their needs they don’t care if it’s the same thing every day. It’s not entertainment, and it’s not reward, it’s just food.