Unfortunately, they do not. They just yell at you for sleeping at your desk and threaten to take away your bathroom privileges.

You claim you’re not a capitalist, and yet you use upper-case letters at the start of every sentence.

The Queen she likes 'em red

If she saw white instead

She’d raise a fuss

And each of us

Would quickly lose his head

Goodness!

Since this is the part we dread

We’re painting the roses red

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robots will fight each other, so no need for soldiers.

Ukrainian remote operators are killing Russian soldiers today.

In another few weeks, a Russian advance will take territory containing Ukrainian operators. At which point, well…

If it makes you feel any better, these are all being remote controlled.

So while you’re off from your day job of piloting the robot that hunts down dissident Filipinos, some Filipino operator is driving the drone that bombs your car for its “Impeach President Newsom” bumper sticker.

Something Something Just Like Communist China.

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I’ve heard ICE described as a method by which the unemployed might persecute those who still held jobs.

Impossible. I was told Trump gets his marching orders from Vladimir Putin because of the Pee Tape.

Yoda is Ska

So true. If Jar Jar is anything, he’s Reggaeton

Very easy to point to the Michael Jordan of streaming at his peak and say “This is actually very easy and so lucrative, why would anyone complain?” while ignoring the depths of ignominy endured by the dregs of the podcasting industry, a la Adam Friedland.