My favorite sandwich is a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with guacamole. I call it a LGBT.
You forgot the quinoa.
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Does that mean no trans fats?
Yeah no more, we’re saturated
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Gayzpacho… damn, that’s cold
This is the kind of rhetoric that energizes the bouillabaisse.
How dare she blame Gayzpacho, when we all know that Vichyssoise Violence is the real culprit.
Imagine how confused the waiter must have been at the restaurant when she sent her Gayzpacho soup back and demanded to see the manager because it was cold. The manager said “Use your Jewish space laser to heat the soup up.” All part of the luxury gay space communism agenda
Simmer down, everyone. Romaine calm. Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.
BREAKING: Hungary has invaded and occupied Turkey! It has changed its country’s name to “Full”
I remember when quiche was considered gay food, ahh the old days
Quiche then: “What are you, some kinda homo? Gaaaaaaaay!”
Quiche now: “Bro, look, I meal prepped my breakfast for the week. Protien bro!”
We have traditional foods?
Contrary to what is thought where I grew up I’m gay because I want to eat pussy not because I eat tofu
Want to naked snuggle a tofu lady now ngl
soooo…is rainbow sherbet safe?
Only if you eat it in the closet
Are hot dogs gay?
EDIT: Is erotically sucking on hot dogs gay?
EDIT 2: Asking for a friend. I don’t do that. I’m like super popular and cool and go on lots of dates.
EDIT 3: Still less horny than violet08

Are hot dogs gay?
Hot dogs, brauts, really any kind of sausage. Also zucchini, carrots, you better believe egg plants are right out.
What the fuck is a queer food? I’m queer are bagel bites a queer food?
It’s just humorous rage bait.
Yeah It’s called playing into it my guy
prepares Cock au Vin
Wait… what?
Dick with wine? Sounds like Friday night, amirite? Err… For straight women, obviously. And gay guys. And handsome prime numbers that… Nevermind.
kfc has quesadillas?

Boobs.
Idk all I do know is I want 2 of those
I’ll continue to eat lesbeans to my heart’s content. You can pry my Bush’s from my cold, dead hands.
As a person who grew up in a place where we used the word “queer” to mean “strange” or “weird”, with zero gender/sexuality links, I can see the person meaning “weird traditional foods”.
Looking at you haggis.
We all grew up in that place.
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Nah, not all. There’s two generations behind me, maybe three, who grew up/are growing up with the term being defined and used as lgbt-related only.
Just look at the other comments on this post. “Strange” was never considered as a definition.
It still means the same thing. I guess the comprehension has expanded.
No more muffellata munching for me
So i cant slurp down hotdogs anymore?
All the amazing dick shaped foods are completely off limits.
You can slurp them all you want! Just don’t cook them. Take em raw.
Raw dog all the way
Question: can I still eat skittles if I separate them first by color, so I don’t accidentally taste the rainbow?












