It’d be nice to catch up with my mom

I need to dress more like Aphrodite then…

Congrats! Nothing better than being cancer free, except maybe being cancer free for free.

PNW here, nope, it’s just a light rain, sometimes some sun, but that’s seasonal. Rarely there’s a storm.

The Midwest on the other hand, nah it typically gives you fair warning when it’s about to do something crazy

My wife does not address me as captain

We both address each other as wife, reveling in the ambiguity

Turns out he thinks the Zulus hold an inalienable right to the whole of Myanmar /s

That’s not even biblical. Israel has never controlled fucking Tehran, and they were routinely in exile in Iraq and Syria, not as conquerors but as conquered. No fuccabee only believes this because he’s pro genocide, anti brown people, and hates Muslims more than jews.

Man up and grow a pear

Weird. The bi women I’ve dated have all spoken glowingly about certain body parts of men, while my gay ass was just like “good to know”. The one ex found uncircumcised dicks hot as all get out. Another found both twinky guys and hairy masculine guys super hot, but mostly she just loved a good ass no matter who it was on.

Wow that must be a record for him

Yeah that’s not good. The good therapists I’ve had definitely had some crazy that was visible below the surface and I could tell when I hit on something that they worry about, but they kept it under control and never made my session about themselves.

It’s therapists in social situations where you see the real crazy in them

You ever met a healthy therapist? I sure haven’t

I never met someone with an ohio shaped frying pan

Grape shot’s a great shot

True, you say danke to remind them that their country is rightfully Austrian

I feel that. Markdown just does what I want better. Someday if I ever have to write a lot for work I’ll actually learn LaTeX, but I just didn’t have the energy to give it the effort it deserved in college

Yall throw an orgy for imbolc? I just light some candles and meditate on the coming of spring

It’s beltane and midsommer that get orgies, though the latter is just part of the pride baccanal

I’m not butch, but I am the sort of girl who prefers wearing masculine scents. Some men want to smell like flowers, I want to smell like a forest

Yeah. You need to study so that way you have the skills and knowledge they’re trying to teach you. With that knowledge you can

Literature class: write decently well, interpret themes, messages, and intent in media, engage in critical thinking and use it to present an argument for your position, understand that other people have their own perspectives and be able to entertain those perspectives

Math: think logically, understand relationships with numbers, understand the basics of how spacial dimensions interact, do all the minimum necessary math associated with citizenship as well as more that is likely to come up at some point in your life with at least the understanding required to pick it up again quickly after looking it up

Science: basic understanding of how the physical world works so that when topics of science come up you have some framework with which to approach it, an understanding of the scientific method and the philosophy of empiricism (these are often taught very poorly ime), an understanding of how physical objects in this world interact with each other and the basics of what makes machines do things and why

History: an understanding of what has happened before, trends and ideas from the past and their consequences, you’re supposed to learn from it not take it as an instruction guide, an understanding of how the world and society got to be like this, basic understanding of various philosophies of governance and ways the world has been viewed

Government: as a citizen of a democracy you’re going to be given a share in its ownership when you reach the age of majority, you really should understand how it works and have a basic sense of your duties and the reasons for them as well as how the law works

Foreign language: it’s just useful ok, and the second language is the hardest

Nope, he’s Columbus’s favorite son. So much so that the left wing has been meming about renaming the city Flavortown for years