Don’t worry, I didn’t borrow your toothbrush. ;)

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Admittedly not DMX’s best album.

I think we’re all shocked you’re not already retired, Mickey. ;)

Just like all the events with the Saudis, in Qatar, the Winter Olympics in Russia, etc.

Rich people will attend no matter what.

Good, because you don’t deserve a cartoon dog.

It takes a village.

He even had a leather whip, just like in Road Rash! He must have been running with some pretty hardcore gangbangers.

I don’t hate it, but I think I might be horngry.

That’s fair.

What’s your Caleb?

Some of my best Uber rider stories are from Waffle House waitresses. Legit fucking warriors, you have NO. IDEA. Unless your imagination involves the words “race war in the restaurant,” you have no idea.

Btw she was citing that as the LESS DRAMATIC LOCATION TO WORK AT. I shit you not, my hand to God.

But their food is garbage.