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Is this still available? I’m making chili.

He seems happy to see her.

That’s redundant. He already said masterpieces.

I call it good eatin’. Splurge on the all-beef weenies and you’re practically down at the Ruth’s Chris.

Not a trend. A way of life.

I think you meant America Horns with their double piston valves?

Does the narwhal bacon at midnight?

Bye bye bad moody, hello phat booty! Thanks, medicine name!

I’ve heard even thinking about exercising can cause some little bit of neuron activity, so dude may not even be aware he has legs.

This challenge is gonna kill someone.

For me it causes pain? Am I doing it wrong?

You’ve gotta try one of these bad boys:

Damn, son. You went there!

They wanted beast cock.

Big “Let Jesus be your ultimate broseph!” vibes. PC Principal, is that you?

I’m running out of appendages over here!

Fuck you, one day I’ll have something like this.

Use sparingly:

Salt

Pepper

BBQ rub seasoning from ???

Onion powder

Garlic salt

Misc. dried Italian herbs you’ve owned for years

Anything else left in your pantry