bUt iF yOu SeE yOuR wOrKpLaCe lIkE fAmIlY tHeN yOu nEvEr wOrK a DaY iN yOuR lIfE!

“When we’re a bit more endearing than usual”

Me: “…go on…”

“Expecto patron-”

just fucking riddled with bullets

Dam he got to be a part of a massive sex trafficking ring AND THEN became president and got to hide it. Life is unfair lol

The therapist:

Vin Electric/Hybrid

Im scared Florida and Texas will team up

Im a master at scraping off the compliment and throwing away the backhanded insult

smells sweaty armpits

“Oh dam i should shower”

sprays linx africa for 10 seconds

Hahahahaha i love the on-

sees it’s not the onion

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Nice man, i dont know what means coz we use kgs here though lol

Haha i checked for so long

Never seemed like my flavour lol

Yeah its in kgs mate

Good on ya mate. Yeah im just sticking to a diet of homecooked meals with mostly salads and small portion sizes so it hopefully becomes the new normal

Lol yeah i take it with a grain of salt and just focus on how my clothes fit better

I used wegovy a few times and it was fine but i just couldnt do the needle anymore, im a giant pussy with that stuff. I tried pills but they didnt have too much of an effect. Just trying willpower atm now