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      He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.

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      Here we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can’t help himself!

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    And then those files will only be half released and full of redactions because it turns that Trump and the other billionaires have been fucking alien kids too.

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    As was said before, this is why the aliens roll up their windows and drive faster when they pass our planet.

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    At this point I don’t think we even need to discuss whether the president of the United States of America raped children.

    No one who hasn’t raped children puts this much effort into hiding files implicating child rapists.

    Logically the only other explanation possible is that he’s being blackmailed by people who did rape children and if what they have on him isn’t child rape, it must be something else pretty bad.

    So he either raped children or something else pretty fucking sketchy.

    REMOVE THIS TRAITOR!!!

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    This is because he felt challenged by Obama. He has a pathological complex of inferiority against Obama.

    Obama talks about classified files? Trump one-ups and gives the classified files.

    Now Obama should need to talk about those Trump-Epstein files…

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      Hell yeah, power moves. He could be dumb enough to fall for it.

      You should be a political strategist.

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        Obama: “You know, I care a lot about children and I think they deserve to be loved.”

        Trump: “OH, YOU LOVE CHILDREN?! NOBODY LOVES CHILDREN MORE THAN I DO. THE EPSTEIN FILES PROVE THAT I, DONALD J. TRUMP AM THE BIGGEST LOVER OF CHILDREN.”

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    This only adds another layer of reinforcement to my firm belief that he’s done something that means that he should go to not only jail, but some kind of super-hell when he dies.

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      Because Republicans in Congress and every single conservative voter have chosen to shield him from the consequences of his actions.

      They are ALL traitors to our nation.

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    there arent any aliens visiting earth. this is another fucking trump scam / distraction / bullshit opportunity. somehow he can make it ultimately about trashing the democrats, or just distracting people from his crimes and economic destruction.

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    Never seen more definitive proof that there’s “no there there” then when this fucking asshole acts like this is a big deal.

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    I mean his base is dumb enough to fall for this trick, so it will work perfect.

    I really hate how the dept of education has been destroyed over the decades and now over 70% of the country is dumb as bricks.

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      As a Californian, it’s not just the DoE, especially on a scale of decades. My girlfriend went to public school in Texas and had shit like iPads and a lunch cafeteria with actual restaurants. I went to public school in California, mostly (entirely?) after it was gutted by the Governator, and had shit like textbooks shared across classes with swastikas and 8=D drawn all over the pages and a lunch cafeteria that served frozen pizzas microwaved in the plastic and frozen milk that still had ice-chunks in it.

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    Of course he’s quadrupling down and he’ll keep on doubling down again and again because that’s the only way he stays out of prison and it’s the only way MAGA doesn’t collapse, so everyone around him will continue to back him.

    The only way this will end is if he dies or a bunch of folks finally use the second amendment right they’ve been so precious about that they let hundreds of school kids die each year for.

    What a fucking disgrace.

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    I know there aren’t aliens in government hands, because the President would have sexually assaulted one by now.