Sure…except it’s Trump. He’d definitely want to do it the other way.

But other than that, I agree with you :)

You know what would be an easy way for Trump to end the war AND win world-wide approval?

Park a .45 in Netanyahu’s brain pan and overthrow the Israeli government.

Trump: I will wait five days before I commit some more fuckin’ war crimes

Jesus fucking Christ, America. Drag the fucker out back and deal with him already.

I don’t have sympathy for Israel because they’re the bastards behind the 9/11 attacks on America.

I know there aren’t aliens in government hands, because the President would have sexually assaulted one by now.