• Agent641@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.

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      Here we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can’t help himself!