Nobody attacks my owner but me!
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Cake day: July 12th, 2023
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“Oh thank god, I wasn’t actually spontaneously trying to invent the sport of masturbiking!”
Actual dream I had the other night of riding a bike while porky-pigging (shirt but no pants) and jerking off while a cop car chased me. Probably one of the most degenerate dreams I’ve ever had.
The ring dinger!
21·10 days agoSome kind of laser? In space? Controlled by who?!
You need consistent 8, not sporadic 10s and 12s.
When I do a 12hr sleep, I feel like my brain atrophied in my sleep, wake up and stay foggy all day.
Imagine Dragons - Radioactive playing in an ad for an X-ray clinic
3·12 days agoI like my women like I like my acute angles - anything less than 90 is fine.
What the fuck other sort of road is there that isn’t publicity used?
It’s more of a love chevron
Cops will execute you for throwing pies at the wealthy elites these days, may as well skip straight to throwing Lucy Parsons special pie.
Yalls don’t need rituals and spells to get that result, just be slightly nice to me.
I saw a Lynx at the Denham airport in western Australia in 2014.
This is just a generic stock photo of one, I didn’t take a photo.
Obv there are no native lynx in the area, and the climate is not suited to them at all., nor any evidence that one has ever existed there.
Two other people saw it and pointed it out to me. I distinctly remember the features, tufted ears, long legs, stubby tail. About the size of a Labrador dog. Not just a regular feral cat. Distance was about 80m away, across the airstrip.
We watched it for about 10 seconds, then it locked eyes with us and quickly disappeared into the bush.
Oof why did it have to be Factorio. I fucking hate Biters!
Be a kind neighbor, unleash a gutteral animalistic screech to help loosen their bowels and shorten their visit.
Imagine the fucking train network we could have had!
Who amongst us hasn’t woken up hangry and done some light genociding before breakfast
Like a streamer who ragequits 90 seconds into his first game because he’s not immediately goated at it
Consider the average fork. Do the times need to be so long? When have you ever needed to impale your food to a depth of 40mm or more?
Conversely, think on when you have picked up food and it slid down the times, so that to bite it off you must insert the bare tubes perilously deep into your mouth where you might strike a tooth or the tongue?
Shorter fork tines are the way of the future