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Bird bath?
Texan Bidet
Texans don’t wash their ass, too woke.
That’s Colorado shaped.
Looks around my apartment
Those motherfuckers…
Took the dogs to the vet the other day to get their shots, and the friggin rabies tags were Texas-shaped. Ugly!
I never met someone with an ohio shaped frying pan
just run over your colorado shaped frying pan with your car

Im scared Florida and Texas will team up
Texas makes Florida look like North Carolina (the best state)
Florida and North Carolina BBQ are on par with one another
Maybe in general, but Eastern-Carolina style is the superlative barbecue form.










