Hmmm, human chains ended horribly for the protesters a couple months back, I wonder how this will

Nuh uh

TIL Brits have bigger pints, not just small baby sized shots! Does it balance out?

100 people took an e-scooter or e-bike somewhere, and will probably take them back homeward ince the even is over, what’s the problem? Should there be another parking lot instead?

April Fools!

To this day I cannot stand apple flavored drinks after an evening burping up apple flavor Four Loco. God it’s dogshit

190 proof tastes like a kick in the jaw feels. Also, hand sanitizer.

We’ve been there before too, the effect was similar. One drinking game I had to absent myself was Edward Loco Hands XD

Once in college my buddy and I each took a double shot of everclear to start the night. It burned going down, and I think we were good after that

Jokes aside, buy shit in Anchorage, it’s gonna be a major port once the ice caps melt and the Northwest Passage becomes reality instead of a fantastic Candian folk tune!

Fuck you bud, 10/10 bait

Have you ever stopped to think about how prokaryotes feel about that arrangement? That’s why I only eat silicates

I once had a buddy with Celiac’s, it was interesting trying to find a restaurant that worked for us both. The tide of hipsters wanting everything gluten free was a godsend!

BANG

At least he died doing what he loved: downplaying gun violence

Frigg off, phreak!

1. Butterburger

2. Cheese Curds

3. Concrete mixer with your candy of choice

Get the holy trinity and report back, I’ll apologize if I’m steering you wrong.