Restrictions make you creative, money makes you stupid.

Wouldn’t the act of observing be baked in from the start, and therefore accounted for?

My buddy back in college used to have random panic attacks. A calm conversation about something unrelated and a bannana would help a lot.

Something about eating slowly seems to short circuit the panic part of the brain, or maybe the blowjob jokes associated with eating a bannana slowly

He texted me out of the blue!

Joking about European AC is a propagandized wedge issue? I think I need to spend less time outside to understand what you’re talking about

I apologize to all madbois for including cigarettes in our christian shitposting community, I really have gone too far :'(

Sorry for the shitpost grandpa, I can start posting comics about wife bad and book>phones you can pass around the home, if that’s more your speed :)

Lannister strategy, I see you

MA! THERES A STRANGE FUCKIN’ CAT OUTSIDE! LOOKS LIKE GRAMMA THE FUCKIN’ THING

Fascists :(

Ask how the bottom 99.9% of people are doing are doing

Get a “meh”

Call the person a capitalist goon

OK bud, you have a good one!

To a distressing degree, but your question wasn’t for just for anyone in the bottom 99.9% of people to actually answer honestly, eh?

Meh economically, while still enjoying nice things like criticizing the government.

She’s already perfect <3

Nowhere else have I felt more like the “Resource” part of “Human Resources”

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Doesn’t do it for me; I grew up camping in the deep woods, told tales of wendigos and skinwalkers. I need the creepy-er!

The map was clearly designed Euro-style in regards to boarders

God I hope all the wolves stay there instead of weirding up my ComiCon in a very wrong, B.O.-heavy way

You’re evil and you’re vile, you’re as green as a crocodile, Mr. SPIIIIII-IIIINCH!

Jk I love spinch, can’t stand letice tho