Oooh yeah, wouldn’t want to be caught.
Clearly this person is a keeper. As in, they’ll keep you locked in a dungeon in a castle somewhere while laughing maniacally.
Do I get three square meals a day?
Yes, but square in the sense that they will all be still partially-frozen 1960’s style TV dinners in the foil.
I’ll take it!
Best I can do is a deadly trolley problem and a nice helmet.
Can I apply online?
Sorry, no. Only in person at 666 Mockingbird Lane.
He dont deserve her.
Autistic girl sexting is on another level
technically true since levels are on a number plane that can go into the extremes of positive or negative.
“I am a very real woman who is talking to you on the internet and I am sincerely interested in sending you naked pictures with no plan for catfishing or upselling”
Seems legit.
This is not even my final form!
