Nice beaver!

For anyone who watches Impractical Jokers… “Loose candies?”

In my experience living with an autistic husband and having working with many autistic people, they don’t mind the word at all and use it themselves.

Do you guys member?

There was another screenshot of this without the censored avatars, and Gilda looked like an old lady. About as much fun as you’d imagine.

Asynchronous methods of communication don’t bother me. It’s only when someone calls me in the middle of my day, expecting me to drop everything and answer.

Shit, you’re right, they would totally find a way to enshittify.

Babybel cheese wax.

To pee in, silly.

Holy shit, that story literally describes my belief system, more or less. Thank you so much for sharing!

pull out of her.

Do you want kids? Because that’s how you get kids.

In case you are not familiar with mythology: the father of the Minotaur was a white bull sent by Poseidon to King Minos. The king didn’t sacrifice the bull, so Poseidon got mad and enticed the king’s wife to fuck the creature, thus giving birth to half-bull, half-human Minotaur. The Minotaur was then imprisoned in a labyrinth by King Minos.

For anyone curious: it’s a private road, meaning basically a driveway someone named. It’s not officially recognized by the state. Still funny.

Source: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dog-lick-butt-wont-eat-pickle-rd/

“Mother won’t be back, son. We ate too much cereal and brought this upon ourselves.” - my husband, probably.

Oh. So like what he does already. Got it. 🤦‍♀️

Is it possible to learn this power?

Husband does reuse the bowl though. He is not a monster.