Diplomjodler

It’s the only job opportunity the clankers haven’t taken from us yet.

He’s only into raping children and financial crimes.

This dihydrogen-monoxide stuff is 100% deadly, it doesn’t just make you pee.

Trying to combat drug addiction through policing has been proven ineffective time and time again. You may want to rethink that one.

Foundation game on point.

Oh noes! He’s fixing roads and wants people to be able to buy groceries! The horror! The absolute horror!

Those flies totally had it coming!

Just give it a few thousand years.

This is a prime example of working in an office. You don’t need to be autistic to do that.

Awww, Guwutine-chan is so cute!

That’s about how my kitchen looks right now. And I just made something quick and simple.

Amen, brother!

I’d sooo watch that!

Source: trust me, bro!

In the future this will be known as late 2020s fashion.

I think they’re going to some very special places.

Someone took great care when placing that sticker.

Yeah, I just use Django and PostgreSQL these days.

I want some of that too.

What a waste! Think of all the data centres that could be put there!