Diplomjodler

You forgot nuclear war.

If you need me, I’ll be in the milking room.

Hentai games are not mentioned on the list, so they’re obviously OK.

What have pigs ever done to deserve this?

Word!

Next up: Hitler’s painting career.

You obviously need more jazz cabbage.

No matter how this ends, he’s going to leave the world a much worse place than before. No telling how this is all going to play out but some very very bad scenarios are definitely on the table.

So sex without passion is OK?

That’s a pretty standard military term.

If the US end up bombing the Vatican, I really don’t know who I want to lose more.

I honestly can’t tell what’s real any more. Which is the whole idea, I guess.

You can’t get it any more ass-backwards than that.

Done!

Do the loaner tits come with a girl attached?

The solution is obviously cocaine.

Takes one to know one, eh?

Can we mass produce those submarines? They only have to reach a few thousand metres of depth once, so it should be easier.

If it’s scouse, I’m with her.

That would mean prioritising the public interest over the profits of large corporations. We don’t do that here. And if you think that better organisation would benefit everybody, including the corporations, you’re a filthy communist.