Diplomjodler

Because they love freedom so much. Duh.

The nonce formerly known as prince facing justice? Wow. I’m looking out of the window right now waiting for the pigs to fly by.

This is what I look like when I come into the office on a Monday morning.

I’ll assume that this wasn’t the Ukrainians, because they’d have finished the job.

Just because they built one tunnel, doesn’t make Düsseldorf a pedestrian or cycling friendly city. The opposite is very much true.

See? We’re upholding traditional values!

Don’t be such a prude! It’s for science!

I’ll take it!

Do I get three square meals a day?

I think you have an overly optimistic view of military gear. The stuff I had when I was in the army in the eighties was absolutely atrocious. I’ve heard they’re doing better these days but I’d always go for quality civilian gear if i had the choice.

Please pay for your sandwiches before shagging them.

I insist on being stored in a white plastic sack!

The victims of the Nazis are the true Nazis!

Wait, I’ve seen that movie!

Luckily I have a long commute, so I have plenty of time for screaming “fuck”. It’s efficient, you know?

Damn little moochers should go and get a job!