ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 days agoSextinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up1356arrow-down13
arrow-up1353arrow-down1imageSextinglemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 days agomessage-square14linkfedilink
minus-squareGreenShimada@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down1·24 days agoClearly this person is a keeper. As in, they’ll keep you locked in a dungeon in a castle somewhere while laughing maniacally.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·24 days agoDo I get three square meals a day?
minus-squareGreenShimada@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·24 days agoYes, but square in the sense that they will all be still partially-frozen 1960’s style TV dinners in the foil.
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·24 days agoBest I can do is a deadly trolley problem and a nice helmet.
minus-squareGreenShimada@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·24 days agoSorry, no. Only in person at 666 Mockingbird Lane.
Clearly this person is a keeper. As in, they’ll keep you locked in a dungeon in a castle somewhere while laughing maniacally.
Do I get three square meals a day?
Yes, but square in the sense that they will all be still partially-frozen 1960’s style TV dinners in the foil.
I’ll take it!
Best I can do is a deadly trolley problem and a nice helmet.
Can I apply online?
Sorry, no. Only in person at 666 Mockingbird Lane.