the biggest human penis on earth. maybe the Serpent was packing
The Serpent actually was Adams penis and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
Neither did the drug addict who wrote Genesis
“If Man is made in God’s image, does that mean God has a functioning penis?” is a fun question to ask biblical literalists.
And a bellybutton
Which implies that god was birthed
So, by whom?
A big fat giant turtle, man.
Careful of those elephants, though. They have a temper
Great, now im thinking about god’s hot juicy cock again
„again“? 😂
And if he does … why? What does he do with it? As the single existence in the universe before genesis. Its a sexual organ. Who/what does he have sex with? Does god masturbate all day?
As a God’s image, I know that he masturbates all day every day.
He has sex with Asherah. They crested other gods together.
He just uses his alt-account Zeus and
Caine: well…
Lilith: Im stuck in a cave stepson.
And don’t forget it was handcrafted by God to perfection.
“I’m literally made out of one of your bones! And you STILL can’t find it?”
Yes and I’m hungry. Fetch me a sandwich
Also the smallest…
But does he eat you out, Eve?
It’s also the tightest pussy…
