Warning: incoming doot!

That’s why they’re supposed to call it “less lethal” now. It gives them a loophole

They were on a brake!

…from the groin up!

I wonder if it tastes like snozzberries when he bites his fingernails

You know how I know he bites his nails?

But someone said Pos(t hits)

I loved the original NetZero. You could use the ISP phone number and set up a manual connection with Windows dialer… viola! Free dial-up with no ads or shitty dialer software!

Blow 'em Away

Need more SBA like this one

Duhh… he was dinosaur-jousting the pumpkin

Looking at you @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

The ol’ prison wallet, eh?

Office chair wheels will find a way

Ok, now I actually want two so I can joust with my kids

“The excesses of a decaying society” -too lazy to look it up

Didn’t you hear? Advertisers are now using AI to make products look more appealing regardless of what they actually look like.

This SUX 2000