Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agoMotion of the ocean n all thatlemmy.worldimagemessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up1329arrow-down16
arrow-up1323arrow-down1imageMotion of the ocean n all thatlemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square20linkfedilink
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·5 months ago“If Man is made in God’s image, does that mean God has a functioning penis?” is a fun question to ask biblical literalists.
minus-squareFistingEnthusiast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·5 months agoAnd a bellybutton Which implies that god was birthed So, by whom?
minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·5 months agoA big fat giant turtle, man.
minus-squarePattyMcB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoCareful of those elephants, though. They have a temper
minus-squareOriginEnergySux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·5 months agoGreat, now im thinking about god’s hot juicy cock again
minus-squaregroet@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoAnd if he does … why? What does he do with it? As the single existence in the universe before genesis. Its a sexual organ. Who/what does he have sex with? Does god masturbate all day?
minus-squarelauha@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoAs a God’s image, I know that he masturbates all day every day.
minus-squareSaprophyte@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoHe has sex with Asherah. They crested other gods together.
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-25 months agoHe just uses his alt-account Zeus and
“If Man is made in God’s image, does that mean God has a functioning penis?” is a fun question to ask biblical literalists.
And a bellybutton
Which implies that god was birthed
So, by whom?
A big fat giant turtle, man.
Careful of those elephants, though. They have a temper
Great, now im thinking about god’s hot juicy cock again
„again“? 😂
And if he does … why? What does he do with it? As the single existence in the universe before genesis. Its a sexual organ. Who/what does he have sex with? Does god masturbate all day?
As a God’s image, I know that he masturbates all day every day.
He has sex with Asherah. They crested other gods together.
He just uses his alt-account Zeus and
