What’s your most anticipated banger?
they still use colic to describe severe idiopathic abdominal pain
Weird that cancer and wolf are grouped together
Cancer (and wolf)
“Be careful, my relative tried chemo for the first time and died 3 days later to a wolf attack.”
The wolves can smell the chemo, it’s like marinade for them.
Hard to say which one finished them off. Better put both.
This is specifically a Dethklok track list. Some of these are kinda brutal.
Producer: Okay, but… “Teeth?”
Band: ::complaints and groans of disbelief::
Nathan: They’re like… bone knives. In your face. And kids lose their first set with blood and agony, and then you get even more. It’s so f—ing brutal. So we made a song about it.
Toki: Plus it’s important to teach the kids about brushing.
Swissgar: Yous don’t want to be losings your bone face knives.
The fact that infants dying is the highest by far just shows how cruel nature is without modern medicine and birthing practices
in college, i did a fair amount of number crunching on mortality statistics and the demographic transition. here’s some numbers i remember from the 1700s:
life expectancy: 40
life expectancy at age 20: 72
modern medicine has not added much to our longevity, we’ve just gotten rid of childhood mortality.
“King’s evil”
Political bars.
I am going to die of Planet after I forget my parachute while sky diving.
That planet appeared really suddenly!
“dead in the street, and starved”
Rising of the lights!
Apparently any condition that caused lots of coughing.
Fistula… I’m scared to search that…
It’s a generic term for an open hole between two spaces where there should be a wall. The two spaces might include “outside”, but could be two internal spaces (e.g. between the intestine and abdominal cavity)
Yep, and even worse, one of the classic ones is rectovaginal. Fortunately modern medicine can fix it
Death by musical instrument needed its own category.
Also killed by several accidents - a series of unfortunate events.
Also those darn evil kings!
And lights are dangerous when rising.
I’d like Kil’d by Several Accidents and … hmm … Planet, thanks.
What kind of planet? Little glass planet?
Everyone is caught up on Cancer and Wolf and I’m over here like… Burst and Rupture!!!
I think it’s like ruptured organs like an appendix bursting or something like that
i was going to suggest it might also be fistula but i see it listed separately
“Cancer, and Wolf.”
What?…. What?
Sounds weird from today’s perspective, but actually refers to two notorious murderers that terrorized people at land and sea. You could protect yourself from either the cancer’s claw or the wolf’s tooth, but not both.
Considering it was London, I’m surprised death by teeth wasn’t more prevalent.
It’s 1632, dentistry was was carried out by the same person who did the medical surgery, who also happened to be the person who did the animal butchery too.
Also it’s around the time that sugar started to come into the common person’s diet from the plantations in the Caribbean and people didn’t understand how terrible it was for their teeth. There’s skulls of people who died in old age from the 14th century with basically perfect teeth but by the 16th they were rotting out of people’s mouths by the time they got to their 30s.
