I doubt even the premise is true

Can’t really say it so clearly. Are you a Chinese exchange student who has been studying Japanese for a year and somewhat gets by? You’re fine. Are you a literal native speaker but your father is black and you’re a ハーフ?

ソリー！イングリッシュメニュー？アイラブアメリカ！

Edit: Sorry, sometimes it helps to click the link. I had that exact situation before. It looks like comedy but it’s the sad reality. Not always though.

If you look closely, you can still see the hands holding it open

Why not spend kitties, pet tiddies, suck fiddies?

Winter is just summer minus temperature

“just”

lol fashionista

How about an organic cotton mankini?

Rookie mistake btw your rent is due mf

Sounds weird from today’s perspective, but actually refers to two notorious murderers that terrorized people at land and sea. You could protect yourself from either the cancer’s claw or the wolf’s tooth, but not both.

And still falling for the bait