She’s impressed by your maximum-strength bowels.
As she should be.
I remember seeing a stunningly beautiful woman at the grocery store, and I looked in my cart and saw lactose-free milk, lactose-free probiotic yogurt, and ultra-soothing toilet paper. I’m sure she was impressed.
“…and some prescription XS condomns please”
I went to the dermatologist to have my grundle checked out once and of course they had some hot young college student in there shadowing. Wtf lol
My friend had that at the proctologist
I went in to get checked for hemorrhoids when I was like 22 (spoiler alert, I did not have them). There were two college students shadowing the doctor. I was asked if I was ok with them being there. My answer was a firm “No, doctor, I would prefer that these two women my age do not see my butthole today, thank you very much”
if you think you can get maxx strength diarrhea medication OTC you are sorely mistaken
I learned from my doctor about 2mos back that Loperamide(immodium) is fairly strong stuff. I had to get a Rx for something similar that could be taken multiple times a day where as immodium can only be taken like twice a week unless things are severe.
i’m sorry, it’s a 2mg pill. with respect, i know people who were on approximately the equivalent of at least 100x that dose. daily. i find it difficult to think of it as “the strong stuff”.
She’s just there to do her job.
Well that’s why you also buy a pack of monster condoms for your magnum dong.
Just like good ol’ Mantis Tobaggan, MD.

Diarrhea runs in the family.
As if it never happens to her?
Hey babe, they call me the flying carpet. Want a ride? It’s gonna get loud and dirty.
Maybe she’s into that shit (pun intended)
The last IBS commercial I saw was a hot model so there’s that.
What maxing are we talking about? Starting or stopping?









