brainfart

easier than trying to forget a 30 year old fuck up

yeah i suppose a 25.4 millimeter long dick would sound bigger than 1 inch huh

long as they stay away from me and mine thry can keep staying in the house. any and every time i see one though. SPLAT!

while it does make you seem like a badass, it really just means your performance is bad, ass.

i like to chop them up and sprinkle them on sandwiches

if i dont shave i itch like hell

our properties out here are so dry it will take at least a couple days of solid rain to erase the drought. the last couple months everyone around us has gotten rain but it always fades out before reaching us. dunno why. i watch the radar every time some rain gets close, but just like a hex if a front line long enough to hit us splits apart and literally goes around leaving us parched. gave up on my yard last month because of it

the video games i play almost always lift my spirit

invest in some drill bits/hole saws rated for porcelain, and you can modify that shit off

familiarity breeds contempt

damn nazis rearing their ugly heads is becoming a global epidemic. we get rid of them this time, i suggest leaving NO survivors

maybe they were “convinced from” a false religion, eh?

crack a window

thats what i do to test them. lots of floaters

guess i’m worse. i buy eggs and sometimes they spoil before i can get around to using them. lost almost 18 so far this year

gah. only ever had one or two shirts with crap tags like those. cut them off after the first twinge

braise him. to an internal temperature of at least 165°f to ensure no bacteria survives

stop believing everything the internet tells you

rather than fix it of course