MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoEvery single time.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up1264arrow-down17
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minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·1 month agoShe’s impressed by your maximum-strength bowels.
minus-squarejqubed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 month agoI remember seeing a stunningly beautiful woman at the grocery store, and I looked in my cart and saw lactose-free milk, lactose-free probiotic yogurt, and ultra-soothing toilet paper. I’m sure she was impressed.
She’s impressed by your maximum-strength bowels.
As she should be.
I remember seeing a stunningly beautiful woman at the grocery store, and I looked in my cart and saw lactose-free milk, lactose-free probiotic yogurt, and ultra-soothing toilet paper. I’m sure she was impressed.