One hour on that bench? Couldn’t it be a bit more comfy?
I’d want to chat with someone from the future. I want to know if we’ll make it. If we’ll be alright.
“Rat meat has so much protein in the future. Expensive though.”
Their current absence in your life should answer that question for you.
Or OP is just isn’t that interesting enough to talk to
Time travel is real, they are just ghosting OP
It’d be nice to catch up with my mom
Same. Two weeks ago, very suddenly and far too early. Just started retirement.
Oof yeah that’s rough. Mine was years ago in my early 20s. She never got to see my sister become an adult, or to meet my wife, or to see me blossom into a somewhat healthy and responsible adult. Mourning is rough, but you get through it, it feels like nothing will be ok again, but you find a new ok.
Honestly, I can’t decide. Masashi Kishimoto is definitely up there, but so is Homer. You know, the one who wrote The Odyssey. I’ll make a list of my top 10 for your convenience.
leest
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Can’t decide who should be at the top
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JK Rowling
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Masashi Kishimoto
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Homer
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Alexander Hamilton
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Lin Manuel Miranda
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Jorge Rivera-Herrans
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Shaun Tan
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Julius Caesar because I have some questions for him
So ye, that’s basically it.
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Keanu Reeves. Just the two of us, each on one end of the bench, enjoying a sandwich, and not talking but still content with each other’s company.
enjoying a sandwich
You could make it if you try
Just the two of us? Trump, and I would bring a gun.
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Drop the bench in the Marianas trench.
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Hold every billionaire ransom for the rest of their lives under threat of being summoned to the bench unless they divest themselves of their wealth to my satisfaction.
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Myself. I’m very curious to see how I look from the outside.
“oh shit, not this guy again. Listen, I’m busy”
My best friend. Been gone over a decade now.
Just any dead grandfather? Not too fussy?
Good question. Yeah the grandfather of a guy at work
Elon Musk.
Wait. Hear me out. The power to summon someone, hold them for an hour and force them to be conscious is really significant. Sure, there’s nothing I could say to have any immediate effect. I’d just mention that he should divest his wealth to the poor or else when my hour is up, someone else is going to summon him. It’ll keep happening until he’s no longer the wealthiest person. Then, keep going down the list.
I also choose this guy’s dead grandfather.
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