Something you should be proud of

Isn’t that the best prescription for any thing that is wrong with you

there was one particular sex position was most conducive to making babies: the missionary position. It is alleged that medieval Church authorities made the assertion for centuries, not based on scientific evidence, but on some vague thoughts about gravity.

it would be harmless and so much fun if cocks getting hard made a noise AND nipples getting nice, hard, and erect also made a noise

Even if you can manage getting it stiff it hurts too much

You need to have a dirty mind to think that a picture of flowers is in anyway sexual

mouth guards can protect your teeth from wiry hair

bright lights foot switch. I miss it

I never thought of using those party streamers in other body areas that exhaust air

Occasionally I get complaints about my hands being cold or my breath being bad

So true. Why even call it “insurance” when the policy doesn’t cover shit

He just couldn’t resist and control himself

Good question. Yeah the grandfather of a guy at work

Hopefully they were in good shape.

Started out as a kid running to greet father. Ended up with father on skateboard trying to fry the kid’s head

I most often say my little batcave and she thinks it’s hilarious

I’ve had people ask me to do them because they had a headache and my doing them would help them. Because I’m nice I readily complied

I can’t think of anything less fun than having sex with someone who isn’t interested in doing it when you ask them

I also had a car with the multiple CD’s in the trunk. I think it was a Mercedes

I remember having a car that had a deck for 5 CD’s in the glove box