I’m always happy to provide one when asked

Have you ever introduced a virgin boy to the joys?

I think it was Socrates that first said, “if you have any interest in a second round be sure to aerate after the first”

To have full control of your car and still bring others to pleasure with your right hand is a god given special skill

LOL. And I thought I was mentally deranged

In Dutch the word for screen is scherm. Bet this is just a poor translation by someone who didn’t speak English. Or it could just be a Dutch guy making a joke

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Spent lots of time trying to explain morning wood to the new live in GF

Yes. Try it. And if you are in the northern hemisphere you still have lots of hours of sunlight. Let you naked ass proudly point at the Sun.

I think they opened sardine cans

Did you notice the date on it?

Mine is great. The only issue is when someone she doesn’t know comes in the house she likes to bite their ankles. So she is always held or put in a restricted area.

I wonder just what her thoughts were on how to “reduce” tension

This short clip of Norm is infamous. Dennis Miller is blown away https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhCeYjeDv2A

of course they knew

They’re excited

Also a good idea. Why pay for electric or battery operated tools when you can just add a simple adapter to regular ones

This has to be the best answer

I lived close enough to see the Manhattan skyline everyday. Never paid attention to it. Then I would have the occasional out of town visitor and they were just in awe at the sight of it.

would you like to lick my shoulder?