the “everytime I poop I think of you” is actually crazy

Honestly, that’s a big flashback. In 3rd grade, almost all of the boys in the grade + me made this paper (American) football championship. And now, whenever I get a receipt, I make a paper football out of it. :)

haven’t seen a potc ref in a long time

nice to see you, Jack sparrow

also this is so relatable I majored in stocks and finance and I have no idea what I learned but I still don’t know shit about stocks or finance. only that if I don’t pay my taxes people gonna come and take my stuff

oh ok

is this real

is it tho

ah buddy I don’t think that’s an ah motorbike helmet

I have brain damage

I ate a hot pocket

what about rules 6, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, and 27? you still have 21 more rules to write until its rule # 28!!!

also really enjoying this series. you should make a Pirate-based community for these

Ayyyyy it’s my childhood chair!!!

Why is it forbidden? It’s just like tres leches cake except it’s soaked in 4 milks.

please be AI

dear Booze Lord please let this be AI

hiding?

also the entrance hidden by a door is actually really funny