Weird shit you did as a kid go:
I got y’all beat. (No pun intended)
Too scared to look up porn. Thinking I’d be caught. Ended up knocking over peasants in one of the early assassins creed games and rubbing my pants furiously when their underwear would show.
What is it about the internet that made you feel like sharing this?
Now you go.
I used to wait until my mum would go shopping and then i would rub one out to the posters on the sex shop walls in GTA San Andreas
I used to get off on making sims pee themselves.
You win…or lose. Whichever’s worse.
How many times have you been peed on in real life?
That’s advanced.
Tragically few, to your point.
Same but Duke Nukem 3D. Those were desperate times.
“Wanna dance?”
Gaming related?
I let Banjo die and his sister be transformed so I could goon to sexy Gruntilda.
I set the CPU to Idle in Dead or Alive practice mode so I could knock over the female fighters and see their breasts heaving on the ground.
I finished to a car rocking back and forth in GTA 3.
Non-gaming?
No way in hell. Those die with me.
Freud voice now tell us about, the peasant . . . A.K.A. your mother…?
Dr Ruth voice The Penis… …
I once cranked my hog to the assassin in Diablo II.
I’m dead fucking serious.
Mate we gotta do what we gotta do to release the poison
Honest answer?
First time I wrote my own mod.
100%ing Silksong, probably
I just started that one, after finishing the first one and immediately jumping into my second play through. I’m not very far in so far but wow, it’s already looking like an amazing sequel for a first game I’d already describe as flawless. Like I got so used to the first one that the early game seemed almost trivial in that second play through but silksong’s enemies don’t follow the same patterns and are able to hit me pretty regularly. And both games are filled with this strange bleak charm.
theyre some of the most somber games to exist and they’re so soothing.
like their hardest levels are downright peaceful despite how brutal they are because they makes the repetition of dying over and over so relaxing.
the first game made me emotional when i was still in school and silksong made me emotional last yesr and shfjrkdhrjtkekje 🥺
I’m gushing a bit about the games and that part of me thought they might be the best games I’ve ever played and the other part of me that would normally say hold up a second is having trouble coming up with any strong contenders. Subnautica maybe. Metroid Prime, if the controls were better. Hades would make the top list but wouldn’t top them. Ori rivals it for beauty and atmosphere but not controls and combat; it’s not even close there (though it’s possible I just need to get farther in to really appreciate Ori).
Amateur. I learned how to unlock the GTA SA hot coffee mode, which they somehow never fully removed.
I disticntly recall how I found out about the “hot coffee” mode - dear old dad was having a moral panic about me owning the game, because he had heard of this Hot Coffee mod that would make the characters naked or some such thing.
I gently had to explain to dad: “You do know I’m 24, right? I have conplete unfettered access to the internet connection in my house that I pay for myself, and have you noticed there is a nice young woman who comes over all the time? The one standing over there trying not to laugh? She takes her clothes off too.”
I never bothered to figure out how to unlock it. I have the steam version now, can it be patched too?
I bet it could be patched by I hadn’t checked in forever. It’s actually more than nudity, though- it’s like a sex minigame attached to the dating mechanics. You can see why it was dummies out, lol
Hitting the top of the flagpole in Mario.
Just what Rockstar wanted, to “provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment”.
And just a liiiitle bit of shame
GOURANGA!
