OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days agoWe've all been therelemmy.worldimagemessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up1273arrow-down111
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minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·18 days agoWeird shit you did as a kid go: I got y’all beat. (No pun intended) Too scared to look up porn. Thinking I’d be caught. Ended up knocking over peasants in one of the early assassins creed games and rubbing my pants furiously when their underwear would show.
minus-squareFenrirIII@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34arrow-down1·18 days agoWhat is it about the internet that made you feel like sharing this?
minus-squareOriginEnergySux@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·18 days agoI used to wait until my mum would go shopping and then i would rub one out to the posters on the sex shop walls in GTA San Andreas
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·18 days agoI used to get off on making sims pee themselves.
minus-squareFluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·18 days agoYou win…or lose. Whichever’s worse.
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·18 days agoHow many times have you been peed on in real life? That’s advanced.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·17 days agoTragically few, to your point.
minus-squareFluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·18 days agoSame but Duke Nukem 3D. Those were desperate times.
minus-squareMaster_Suck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·18 days agoGaming related? I let Banjo die and his sister be transformed so I could goon to sexy Gruntilda. I set the CPU to Idle in Dead or Alive practice mode so I could knock over the female fighters and see their breasts heaving on the ground. I finished to a car rocking back and forth in GTA 3. Non-gaming? No way in hell. Those die with me.
minus-squaretitter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·17 days agoFreud voice now tell us about, the peasant . . . A.K.A. your mother…? Dr Ruth voice The Penis… …
Weird shit you did as a kid go:
I got y’all beat. (No pun intended)
Too scared to look up porn. Thinking I’d be caught. Ended up knocking over peasants in one of the early assassins creed games and rubbing my pants furiously when their underwear would show.
What is it about the internet that made you feel like sharing this?
Now you go.
I used to wait until my mum would go shopping and then i would rub one out to the posters on the sex shop walls in GTA San Andreas
I used to get off on making sims pee themselves.
You win…or lose. Whichever’s worse.
How many times have you been peed on in real life?
That’s advanced.
Tragically few, to your point.
Same but Duke Nukem 3D. Those were desperate times.
“Wanna dance?”
Gaming related?
I let Banjo die and his sister be transformed so I could goon to sexy Gruntilda.
I set the CPU to Idle in Dead or Alive practice mode so I could knock over the female fighters and see their breasts heaving on the ground.
I finished to a car rocking back and forth in GTA 3.
Non-gaming?
No way in hell. Those die with me.
Freud voice now tell us about, the peasant . . . A.K.A. your mother…?
Dr Ruth voice The Penis… …