oh shit i gotta warn everybody about 9/11
You’d be arrested for 1)illegal time travelling; 2)ruining the American false flag op that allowed for the invasion of the Middle East!
My childhood! A friend named Derek and everything! I was even the one who’d be most likely to hit my head testing ramps we made out in the woods for our bikes lol
Hell yeah, I built BMX ramps in the woods with my neighbor too!
So you hung out in the woods, ate ramps, and earned bikes in some sort of make out competition?
Not judging, but I think this might be a somewhat singular upbringing you experienced.
What can I say, I have Italian ancestry so I love garlic! That’s what made it a competition as well, who could take the garlic breath the longest got a bike!
You made out in the woods?
With the ramps. Dirt ramps don’t kiss very well though…
“Just kidding, it is 2026 - everyone just dresses like it’s the 90s this year.”
These kids work in accounting, sales, and one is in jail.
I’ll let you figure out who went where.
100% kid in the middle is in jail. Sales on the left, accounting on the right.
Cradle of Filth! I used to have some shorts with their logo :))
Saw them at a festival a couple of years back. They know they’re a bit cheesy and play into it, but they’re a tight band and can still smash out all their hits.
Now, the fact that the festival could hardly afford anyone else because Filth were headlining, that was a problem, but it did mean that a few lesser-known bands got to play a decent set, so it’s all good I suppose.
Thank you! I couldn’t read the shirt and was wondering what the middle one was.
Fitting slogan for a pair of teenage shorts
I had that exact Rage shirt and I’m fucking mad now
Pretty sure I had that Cradle of Filth shirt
Don’t forget to grab the wired controllers, I’m not playing Pro Skater on a 3rd party one with a sticky button.
Wcw vs Nwo revenge on N64 while listening to savage garden
fuck dude. I’ve gotta head to new york for some…business…
Closest I got handy is Twisted Metal Head On for
PSPmy tablet…Joke’s on all of y’all. I still burn CDs. My car has a four disc CD changer.
cool
what
ELI5
It’s a joke that the reality we’re in isn’t real. Someone like me who grew up in the 90s just woke up from a fall and all this was a dream. So we’re back in the 90s when life was simpler and we’re going back to a friend’s house to play Tony Hawk and burn music cd’s.
Still were privileged little shits whose mommy and daddy’s bought them edgy clothes so they could appear as counter culture.
