I think I messed up, I shook instead of whipped and got moose

I feel even worse knowing that aside from being a depressed loser I’m also a coward.

They had the courage to go and dickpress that button. Takes balls to dickpress a button.

Oof. You didn’t have to hit me baby one more time.

Where’s Ken M when you need them.

I’d expect a response like “well if it’s California it would only appear to hurt more, but that’s only because there are more actors in California.”

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Time for my least favorite game!

“Imagine a Democrat did that to a Republican!”

… Fox News would be running that story for a week, screaming at the public about how they’re being discriminated against and how the Democrats hate freedom and free speech. How they hate “you” and your “values” etc etc etc…

What can I say, I have Italian ancestry so I love garlic! That’s what made it a competition as well, who could take the garlic breath the longest got a bike!

With the ramps. Dirt ramps don’t kiss very well though…

My childhood! A friend named Derek and everything! I was even the one who’d be most likely to hit my head testing ramps we made out in the woods for our bikes lol