Fuckin’ rad

Dude looks like his entrance music just came on at WrestleMania

Haha good shit

Yeah I was just returning the energy of the first armchair expert, honestly. Rugby is hardass, too.

Search “brutal NFL hits” on YouTube and tell me again why you think a bunch of dudes on their knees hugging and playing reverse tug-of-war is manly

Also technically that comma should be a semicolon

The hyphenated version is an adjective.

Made pickles today, food scale is in grams. Yay correct salinity, also git fukt furner

Wear facerec-defeating headwear and above all, leave your portable telescreen at home!

And with a superfluous and grammatically incorrect hyphenation, to boot!

You take that back or so help me I will end you

Trick question, the answer is always Beyonce

Same

Because DWS rigged the 2016 primaries

feels good man

Hell yeah

Slightly smarter dumb-dumbs get corrected a lot so they just always use the “more proper” sounding one while still not actually understanding the rule

My wife and I rewatched The Pest recently, so yeah relatable

Good. Fuck’em.