I specifically asked for a avocado toast eating lounge?
Right next to garlic bread and plotting room.
The room dedicated to butt plugs is way too small.
They only need space for the ones temporarily removed for maintenance. Once they’re deployed, they’re free to leave the room.
Where’s the abortionarium?
If you need me, I’ll be in the milking room.
I appreciate that the milking room is next to the vegan kitchen. Human breastmilk given with consent is vegan, so line up those Antifa milkers for a mouthwatering, very throwable milkshake.
Where is it? Asking for… uhm… a friend…
Hello friend!
Pretty sure a friend of mine, in a tgirl polycule, lives in this house. In Portland, of course
ATTN: the Outdoor Burlesque and Stripper and Drag and Broadway Musical and Sex Stage HAS TABLES for you to EAT AT! Alternatively, you can take your meals off dishes on the floor in the Petplay Room, like a good little puppy or kitten. Eating in the BDSM Dungeon is discouraged because people keep stepping on the food which can be either unsanitary or wasteful. Also, PLEASE DO NOT EAT ON THE POLYCULE BED. You know who you are.
It’s a good start, but the coven needs a bigger stoop.
Tap for spoiler
I know it means “covered,” this is a joke.
I didn’t
This on about 500 acres with a replica of the Top Gear track within walking distance of a quiet pub is literally heaven for me
Strangest cluedo board ever
deleted by creator
Because even Antifa headquarters refuses to recognize buckminster Fullers geodesic dome supremacy.
“Gendre swap machine”
Oh, if only that were true…
I remember using this set of floor plans for a Minecraft house.
The milking room is too small
