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NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 days ago

Genius.

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Genius.

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NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 days ago
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  • Synapse@lemmy.world
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    I learned the other day that British have a delicacy called the toast sandwich which consists of a slice of toasted white bread between two slices of untoasted white bread with optional butter in between.

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      It is true and this is a real thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich?wprov=sfla1

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        Is this a struggle meal that beats all struggle meals?

    • otacon239@lemmy.world
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      Well now I have a delicacy called the toast sandwich.

    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldOP
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      That actually sounds kind’a dynamite.

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      It’s actually an ok snack. I made one after seeing it mentioned i line a while back. The combination of textures is nice.

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    Answer: people said the crust was the best part of the bread. How can we get crust on more of the bread? Slice the bread and bake it again.

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    I feel compelled to say “Yeah TOAST!”

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      My friends and I performed this for our high school talent show. We didn’t have a toaster for the drums though.

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    I’ll bet it was the french. Those motherfuckers LOVE maillard.

    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldOP
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      We should all love Maillard and the wonderful culinary reaction he invented! Can you imagine trying to enjoy food before we created caramelization? That had to be just awful, it’s no wonder they just ate everything raw.

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    Atleast the toast is on mute.

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      Accents like that and the shit cropping are becoming the sort of artifacts that authenticate a human touch. Like using dogs to weed out Terminators.

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        Imperfection is often the defining feature of art.

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        Until T2000 comes melting and oozing outta the side of your flat screen. Then we’ll all be muted toast.

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    Probably first did it to kill off mold

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    What’s your go-to toast topping though? Because if it’s just butter we’re basically soulmates, but if it’s something cursed like Marmite or ketchup we might need to have a serious conversation 😂

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      Butter is king. I like a bit of honey with it from tie to time, but plain buttered toast is the dog’s bollocks.

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      Even better if it’s butter made from peanuts.

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        So Butter is it.

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    Toast was all about finding ways to use stale bread again. It also kills mold.

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      It does kills fold.

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    Some sailor that was like for the love of God can I please have ateast one. Biscuit that isn’t cooked 7 times. Just cook it once please!

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      No. Biscuit literally means “twice baked”.

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        So if you only bake it once is it a uniscuit, or just a scuit?

        • wieson@feddit.org
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          Cuit. As in cuisine.

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        Interesting. Didn’t know it meant that but I can see it now…

        I’m taking about what a documentary said “hardtack biscuits” that was popular on the old wooden sailing ships.

        They even went through a recipe and tried to recreate them. Holy jaw breakers batman

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    I like toast but I don’t like MAKING toast.

    I would like to buy a loaf of toast. Then I could just warm it up in the microwave.

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      I have good news!

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        Industrially dried, flour product. It is less like toast and more like big cracker.

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    AGAIN!

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