Not the country you deport them to. Lol

Best by != Expiration

In honor of NWA, Fuck The Police!

This guy is a stand up dude.

Olive Oyl.

Probably only ate it with butter and lemon. High cholesterol maybe?

Boss: “We are a close knit family but sometimes we have to give a push to growing birds out of the nest…”

Lays off 10% of the employees

I mean you only see him at night and he dresses like a bat… He also lives in a mansion, has a cave, and stays up all night.

This should be the reply.

Duvets usiually have duvet covers. The chocolate probably either went through the cover or it’s a button up duvet cover and got in.

With dyslexia that bad, I wouldn’t trust him to follow directions.

Parent: “So what you’re saying is he has a personality disorder. When do we start behavior therapy?”