*totally chill person, sorry autocorrect
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Humans say that the sun gives the gift of life, but it’s really just giving them cancer if it sees them for too long. Checkmate mortalists.
The sun? You mean the eldritch god that gives cancer to everyone exposed to it and blinds those who dare to look upon it?
The gigantic orb of burning hate in the sky, high-energy screams raging outward as proclamation of its destiny to eventually devour gaia’s refuge once and for all?
Depending on the lore, running water can also stop vampires… though I suspect a squirt gun would not count. Though it could be blessed/holy water in the squirt gun…
It’s not very nice!
