Republicans are beyond hypocrisy. They are overtly, shamelessly, and thoroughly duplicitous. They have gone so far as to wage war on language itself. Words having consistent definitions is too inconvenient for them and their need to constantly deceive in order to get their way.

Depending on the lore, running water can also stop vampires… though I suspect a squirt gun would not count. Though it could be blessed/holy water in the squirt gun…