I feel even worse knowing that aside from being a depressed loser I’m also a coward.
They had the courage to go and dickpress that button. Takes balls to dickpress a button.
Huh, I assumed it took dick to dickpress a button. Color me surprised.
But it doesn’t count if you have to hold it in your hand to do it. It must be done hands free.
New idea. Elevator with a thrust hole. Fuck the hole the number of times for what floor you want to go to
I got carried away and now I’m going to the roof 😢
excellent idea
Not trying to be sexist or anything, but how would this apply to women? (I’m trying to picture this…)
There really is no application in this for a woman. Long shot but maybe an erect nipple?
I’m trying to picture this too now…
It hadn’t occurred to me that it was an option, but now how am I supposed to not.
Exactly, they gotta be mentally crippled if theyre calling me out like this.
What next? I’m not allowed to lick them in hopes that someone’s been using their genitals to press them?
