Man if i lived there i would start out with the best intentions- never use it when cooking, always close the lid before flushing, always close the cabinet when you leave it. In a month I’d be shitting while making food and leave it on toilet mode 24/7

Its a Kiwee

Time for the bailouts. Wonder how many trillions of dollars governments will give to these companies

Caption yourself

Mfw I just try to exist

So what I’m hearing is non-household pets and farm animals are fair game?

Look like a summoning ritual. And judging by the letters - C O R N

I think everything is gonna be alright

Yeah i got burned by recently opened files back when we used to still download and save porn

Born down in a dead man’s town The first kick I took was when I hit the ground End up like a dog that’s been beat too much 'Til you spend half your life just to cover it up now

Born in the USA I was born in the USA I was born in the USA Born in the USA, now

Got in a little hometown jam So they put a rifle in my hands Send me off to a foreign land To go and kill the yellow man

Born in the USA I was born in the USA Born in the USA I was born in the USA

Come back home to the refinery Hiring man said, “Son, if it was up to me” Went down to see my V.A. man He said, “Son, don’t you understand, now?” Oh, yeah No, no No, no, no

I had a brother at Khe Sanh Fightin’ off them Viet Cong They’re still there, he’s all gone He had a woman he loved in Saigon I got a picture of him in her arms now

Down in the shadow of the penitentiary Out by the gas fires of the refinery I’m ten years burnin’ down the road Nowhere to run, ain’t got nowhere to go

Born in the USA I was born in the USA, oh Born in the USA I’m a long-gone daddy in the USA, now

Born in the USA Born in the USA Born in the USA I’m a cool rocking daddy in the USA, now

Jesus christ

You see sand and a lone tuft of grass. Keep walking?

From 2018 to 2022?

Quite the supercilious response pal

Abseiled? Someone brought out the thesaurus for this one

That sounds like a shitty dealer nickname. Maybe he’s an undercover cop.

Having 4 babies in 1 year in the 1800s had to be quite the achievement

Israel can do whatever they want. Apparently

Man, I really hate being on the Axis side. I hope we lose.

MFer getting desperate

New idea. Elevator with a thrust hole. Fuck the hole the number of times for what floor you want to go to