Ok but what if a guy just has a massive hog, should he get into this sport early?
Apparently some countries are now testing boys in puberty with a method of determining just how large their penis will become. They then train those with the largest hog potential on how to ski jump
“Hog potential” should go on the report card, next to attendance and teacher’s comments.
Your child failed the Hog Potential portion of the exam.
“But she doesn’t have a hog…”
That’s why she failed, sir.
To be fair and equal should the same be done with girls and use the term “rack size potential”
Go back to OLD old Olympics. Everyone naked
The cheating countries now begin selecting competitors with the largest genitals for greatest lift effect.
That is just how the olympics and pro sports works.
95% training 5% finding the mutants. The 5% is basically the only way to break records these days when people aren’t trying to engineer victory.
This is why we should have events targetted at everyday tasks: “endurance sitting” “quickest 1000 stair steps carrying a heavy box” etc
Especially the judges and spectators
You can read a real news article here about this. Imagine injecting stuff into your penis. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer
I’d be ok with this if it was guaranteed their penises became infected and required amputation
Can only do it once so make it count
Imagine injecting stuff into your penis.
Done! What’s next?
Now imagine injecting penis into Winter Olympics ski jumpers
Pfffft, way ahead of you.
In some cases of hernia, the patient experiences enlargement of testicles. Will they benefit in this sport?
research shows that the only advantage is with length and girth of the penis shaft. Testicles do not play a significant part
Um… That part is concave so adding material (area) decreases circumference.
Suit circumference I think means “of the entire suit”. Its a weird way to say it but in the context they’re using it, it makes sense.
The entire suit is 3D, in which case it makes more sense to talk about surface area, but that is measured in cm². The “circumference” must apply to the “sail” shadow.
Remember the good old days when guys would shove socks into their underwear and girls would shove them into their bras?
I think you mean the good old days when there was a bespoke piece of clothing specifically for that purpose: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codpiece
