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cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him

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Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him

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cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him

    Every accusation is a confession.

    • cardboardboxfort@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yeah he has plenty of puppets out right now shitting all over the battleground states.

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    How can someone be such a loser. Like, willingly. Who’s to blame here - not bad parenting or childhood trauma - just a loser by choice

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    This tells me elon has many employees he considers puppets. These puppets are used by him to trash others as a third party. He doesn’t think anyone would say anything bad about him unless someone else was paying them.

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    The bill WILL come due for him. My bet is he flees back to South Africa, where he will be captured and beaten to death. Get it on Kalshi I’ll throw $5 on it lol.

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      Captured by who? Plenty of white supremacist there who will kiss the ground he walks on. Fucker will probably make New Rhodesia with an army of racist Afrikaners and English South Africans.

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      Can I bet he’ll flee to Argentina with his boy toy theil?

    • cardboardboxfort@lemmy.worldOP
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      He can’t hide on earth and his daydream of fleeing to Mars is impossible. Odds are humanity will find a way to snatch him. What his captures end up doing to him is anyones guess. If I were him I’d be begging for the accountability and humility of the US federal prison system.

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        I hope he likes to Hang around train stations with MAnGo Mussolini.

    • ContriteErudite@lemmy.world
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      All of these billionaire oligarchs have put hundreds of millions into lavish underground and offshore survival bunkers; they are fully prepared to hide themselves away from the consequences of their greed and ambition.

      • diablomnky@lemmy.world
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        With only one thermal exhaust port. Would be a shame if someone were to do something to it.

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    • cardboardboxfort@lemmy.worldOP
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      Looks exactly like the freak.

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    Sounds like a death threat to me.

    • cardboardboxfort@lemmy.worldOP
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      Sue him for emotional damages

  • DarkFuture@lemmy.world
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    “Live by the sword, die by the sword.”

    Spoken by the coward that tucked his tail between his legs and ran away from Zuckerberg’s challenge to a charity fight.

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    His insecurity is so extreme that I want to stand up for some reason.

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    Miss Piggy would mop the floor with Elon Musk.

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    That sounds like a credible threat of violence on Musks’s part. Deport

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      Damn right

      I’m sick and tired of all these foreigners coming to my country, taking my tax dollars and using them on their vanity projects like flying cars and on top of it they threaten me with violence. ICE, arrest that man.

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    Aight. Scrap den.

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      Are you kidding? The puppets would kick Elon’s ass easily. They are much stronger than him.

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    Puppetmaster says what?

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      Nah, dude’s still a muppet. Minus all the charm, appeal, worth, etc.

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    This guy is the ultimate definition of cringe

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      You called for me?

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    Be careful! he studied the blade

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      Elon Musk has trained in Jiu Jitsu and is cringy and insecure as fuck.

      Jonah Hill has trained in Jiu Jitsu and is cringy and insecure as fuck.

      Who will survive?

      Finally a cage match I’m willing to pay to watch.

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    Sword, meet bullet.

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      Last year some reporter asked him how he’d been doing and the dude was like “well, at least I didn’t get shoot.”

      I guess so Tesla employee tried to hunt him down but got caught. Must be a really awful employer to work for.

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