Sue him for emotional damages

Yeah he has plenty of puppets out right now shitting all over the battleground states.

Okay. I’m going to need the name of your boat.

This skit had me dying the first time I saw it.

Uberdouchebag

He can’t hide on earth and his daydream of fleeing to Mars is impossible. Odds are humanity will find a way to snatch him. What his captures end up doing to him is anyones guess. If I were him I’d be begging for the accountability and humility of the US federal prison system.

Elon has donated hundreds of millions to republican elections. Elon is also definitely committing various forms of fraud against investors, manipulation of the stock market and is probably much deeper into Jeffrey Epstein than we are currently being told. Oh and the whole DOGE thing. All of that kind of pisses normal people off.

Oh I’m sure we’ll institute such a check after this election cycle and we find out that somehow the scanners were malfunctioning as well. But only after it’s too late to change the outcome.

Last year some reporter asked him how he’d been doing and the dude was like “well, at least I didn’t get shoot.”

I guess so Tesla employee tried to hunt him down but got caught. Must be a really awful employer to work for.

Remember the time Elon got pushed down a flight of stairs at school by another student because Elon had been ruthlessly mocking the kid about his dad dying a few days earlier and when Elon insisted that the kid be punished everyone of authority agreed Elon had basically earned it for being such a compassionless prick? I remember. And I talk about it whenever Elon is mentioned so others can learn about how long he’s been a freak for.

Looks exactly like the freak.

Cat wakes up and thinks better go eat some carpet while he’s asleep…

Elon Musk has trained in Jiu Jitsu and is cringy and insecure as fuck.

Jonah Hill has trained in Jiu Jitsu and is cringy and insecure as fuck.

Who will survive?

Finally a cage match I’m willing to pay to watch.

Whose Jiu Jitsu is stronger? Elon Musk vs Jonah Hill

Probably would be a lot of high-pitch screeching in that match.

You called for me?

Damn right

I’m sick and tired of all these foreigners coming to my country, taking my tax dollars and using them on their vanity projects like flying cars and on top of it they threaten me with violence. ICE, arrest that man.

Thing is Elon’s always under-estimates his timelines so it stands to reason he’ll under-estimate the puppet masters strength so Elon is likely to be crushed like a mosquito.

Careful now. Elon rubbed his weewee against the leg of a flight attendant he hired (then required to get massaging lessons without actually paying her for taking the lessons) only to have his totally fair offer of buying her a horse in exchange for a happy ending be turned down. I guess he misinterpreted her talking to him as flirting. Probably made the mistake of using the word “come” in a sentence and Elon took it as a sign to wipe his dick out on her. True story.

Are you kidding? The puppets would kick Elon’s ass easily. They are much stronger than him.

Good time slot. Decent writing. Good on screen talent (for the most part) surrounding Seinfeld which often helped to fill out the stories. Think of all the guest appearances over the years, lots of quality actors who all grew into their characters.

And its all about the kids bar mitzvah, which in reality does sometimes involve hiring a woman to bang the 13 year old kid to make him a man. What’s more disturbing is in some cases people allegedly use girls (below the age of consent) to do this.