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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • SavarosaCraft@lemmy.world
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    If only they would know that Himalayan salt can be a great deodorant. (With some caveats)

  • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
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    Nah, I have hypertension. Can’t do it.

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    Dude… rob them tf (/j)

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    I’d look through all their personal things to make sure they weren’t trans.

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      What’s the rush? You’ll know soon enough.

      • tigermountain@lemmy.world
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        That’s the part I’d rather avoid. I have no problem with anyone being trans. It’s just not for me.

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      ayo? 🤨

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    Now I’m going to have intrusive thoughts about licking Himalayan salt lamps. What does it taste like? Does the light change flavor?? What do moths think of Himalayan salt lamps???

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      I tried licking those lamps and also licking straight up Himalayan salt blocks. They don’t taste any different from regular salt to me. The prevailing flavor is salt.

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        Kinda disappointed it taste like salt, but expected. Maybe I can add tajin to make it more interesting.

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          Tajin makes everything better!

          Now I want tajin watermelon. Speaking of which, if you’ve never tried putting salt on watermelon, it’s delicious. Somehow brings out the sweetness and juiciness.

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            Am Mexican, love putting salt or tajin on everything, maybe with some chamoy.

            Mango, pineapple, apples, grapes, almost any fruit with tajin with/without chamoy is mouth watering. Never really just done just salt, I always add lime or lime/lemon salt if I don’t want spice.

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    Make sure you wrap your licker! You don’t know how many unwrapped licker people have licked that Himalayan salt lamp before you! Or even which animals! You could end up with … Dry Tongue!

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        I thought I’d seen everything when a friend once showed me her female condoms.

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    I saw this post a few years ago and that’s why I licked my friend’s himylayan salt lamp a few years ago, officer

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Admit it, it gave you magic powers.

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    E: Secretly take out my hidden stash of himalayan salt and eat as much as i can before they return

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    I feel like I have to ask: what is a salt lamp?

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    I hear sheep love to lick salt. Is OP a sheep?

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      Neigh.

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