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Cake day: September 29th, 2026
  • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Machines
    7·
    20 hours ago

    I’ve never had a problem with the scanners, I use them every week.

    Then, just a few days, ago…

    I got something I don’t usually, it was supposed to be $24, but it rang up as $48. I was on the wrong hook, as it turned out. Anyway, I didn’t want it for $48, so the lady had to help me. She happened to be standing about five feet from me when it happened, and she saw it happen before I asked her. She was taking care of it on her little device.

    Thing is, when I noticed it scanned incorrectly, I accidentally put the coffee I was holding in my other hand in the bag without scanning it and without thinking.

    So, as soon as she canceled the sale for the thing, another error pops up, which flustered me again, and I kid you not, I did the same damn thing, I put ANOTHER item in the bag without scanning it and without thinking about it or noticing. Like the fucking idiot I am. While I was apologizing for the first unscanned item ANOTHER error appeared.

    She was very kind, dealing with the village idiot.

  • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Brain_IRL
    3·
    22 hours ago

    I have occasional celebrity name blindness, or whatever.

    Some days I can name every celebrity I see in a picture, and other days I can’t pull up a single one. I recognize the woman in the picture, but I can’t recall her name at the moment, but maybe I will be able to tomorrow.

    A while back, someone posted a picture of the Rolling Stones, and I knew every name, but Mick Jagger’s.

    Robert De Niro, Al Pachino, Christopher Walken, Matthew McConaughey are all names I’ve “misplaced” recently. At the same time, I can get Woody Harrelson, though--when I was commenting about Brothers.

    This isn’t new, I’ve had this weird affliction my whole life, I think.

  • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Delish 2
    2·
    2 days ago

    For those who don’t get it, OP image shows the typical animated cum shot misconception that the ejaculate is pushed directly into the uterus, forcing its way through the cervix. This does not happen the way it’s shown. The ejaculate is deposited just outside of the cervix, and the only the sperm swim through the cervix. It’s important to understand this because some might come to the wrong conclusion that if they don’t cum at full insertion, then the woman won’t get pregnant. Not true. Sperm cells can swim the entire length of the vagina, and up through the cervix.

    The ejaculate, everything that comes out, is not all semen. Semen makes up a small part of the ejaculate. Sperm are not semen, sperm are individual cells that make up, by volume, a tiny amount of the semen. A typical ejaculation contains about 100 million microscopic sperm cells.

    In very rare instances, some ejaculate might enter the uterus through the cervix. But, one of the purposes of the cervix is to separate the sperm from the ejaculate.

    NSFW

    This is wrong: