Im gonna be real i thought this was a saggy old butt in very bad shape at first glance

That’ll teach you to catch it next time. This is how we learn.

I played baseball as a teen. On third, got hit by the ball right above my right eyebrow. Had it been an adult at bat, it would have probably cracked my skull. On me for not paying attention, but that was also the last time I played baseball.

I thought I was looking at an ass for a second

This community is basically just r/all haha

Hit ya where the good lord split ya

Call that a ball?

Bowls a cricket ball

That’s a ball.

Blink twice if Mrs. Baseball is in the room with you now.

Is that your groin? Did you pull into yourself like a turtle?